Top 5 Worst Halloween Candy

There's that one house in the neighborhood that (for some reason) always hands out the crappiest candy. It became a tradition for us growing up to visit that house each year just so we could gag. 

In no particular order: 

NUMBER 5: BAZOOKA GUM

Bazooka Gum

Hard as a rock. Flavor that last 16 seconds. A lame comic inside. Don't do this to the kids. 

photo: Beatrice Murch, Flickr Creative Commons


NUMBER 4: RAISINS

Raisins

If you hand out raisins on Halloween, you are a horrible person. You're also sending a message to children that the terrorists have won. 

photo: Jen Durfey, Flickr Creative Commons


NUMBER 3: NECCO WAFERS

Necco Wafers

We can only assume you ran out of stale bread.

photo: Mike Mozart, Flickr Creative Commons


NUMBER 2: POP ROCKS

Pop Rocks

You know these have killed people, right? 

photo: Carolina Alves, Flickr Creative Commons


NUMBER 1: BUTTERSCOTCH CANDY

Butterscotch Candy

You just don't get it, do you? 

photo: Bob, Flickr Creative Commons

So please, stick to the Snickers, Milky Ways and Kit Kats that the children are craving. Show them the world is not a terrible place this Halloween. 

Oh, honorary mention to Mayor Adam West, even a Cornish game hen is a better treat than everything listed above. 

 

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