There's that one house in the neighborhood that (for some reason) always hands out the crappiest candy. It became a tradition for us growing up to visit that house each year just so we could gag.
In no particular order:
NUMBER 5: BAZOOKA GUM
Hard as a rock. Flavor that last 16 seconds. A lame comic inside. Don't do this to the kids.
photo: Beatrice Murch, Flickr Creative Commons
NUMBER 4: RAISINS
If you hand out raisins on Halloween, you are a horrible person. You're also sending a message to children that the terrorists have won.
photo: Jen Durfey, Flickr Creative Commons
NUMBER 3: NECCO WAFERS
We can only assume you ran out of stale bread.
photo: Mike Mozart, Flickr Creative Commons
NUMBER 2: POP ROCKS
You know these have killed people, right?
photo: Carolina Alves, Flickr Creative Commons
NUMBER 1: BUTTERSCOTCH CANDY
You just don't get it, do you?
photo: Bob, Flickr Creative Commons
So please, stick to the Snickers, Milky Ways and Kit Kats that the children are craving. Show them the world is not a terrible place this Halloween.
Oh, honorary mention to Mayor Adam West, even a Cornish game hen is a better treat than everything listed above.